Is being up delusion creek using a Book of Mormon for a paddle worse than using a bible for a paddle?

January 20th, 2010 | by admin |

What about using a Watchtower magazine for a paddle?

So bored you have to regurgitate old questions?

  1. 14 Responses to “Is being up delusion creek using a Book of Mormon for a paddle worse than using a bible for a paddle?”

  2. By Jack Nimble on Jan 20, 2010 | Reply

    I like this question :)
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  3. By SANTA 666 on Jan 20, 2010 | Reply

    Wait for some of them to die and rigormortis to set in, then we use them for paddles.
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  4. By Mark on Jan 20, 2010 | Reply

    I think taping the book of mormon on gave them a bit more thrust..
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  5. By Amier N. on Jan 20, 2010 | Reply

    Using The God Delusion as a paddle.
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  6. By Ascended on Jan 20, 2010 | Reply

    well a book of mormon is better shaped and not as thick as the bible so i would say maybe?
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  7. By loveface on Jan 20, 2010 | Reply

    No. Stupid is stupid no matter how you paint it.
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  8. By Pirate AM™ on Jan 20, 2010 | Reply

    They are all equally effective - that is to say, not at all.
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  9. By Mikey on Jan 20, 2010 | Reply

    I’d rather be paddling with my Bible and my Book of Mormon, otherwise I’m up a creek without a paddle.
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  10. By venus_smrf on Jan 20, 2010 | Reply

    …so basically you’re just trying to offend everyone, right?
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  11. By mormon_4_jesus on Jan 20, 2010 | Reply

    Venus, of course! All of her questions are creative journeys into the thrust and parry of insults.
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  12. By jujukitty on Jan 20, 2010 | Reply

    The Watchtower magazine is too flimsy and would fall apart, therefore making a pretty crappy paddle. The paperback BOM wouldn’t be much better. I’m thinking one of those big, hefty hardbound family bibles would be the best bet.
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  13. By Zeezrom on Jan 20, 2010 | Reply

    paperback yes

    hardback no
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  14. By gusgus on Jan 20, 2010 | Reply

    Hmmm….twisting scripture will take you up a delusional creek…the Bible would have more tendancy for that though since it is longer and contains things like the Song of Solomon, and the symbolic prophecies of Daniel and John. So I think using the Bible for your delusional paddle would be worse. Not dissing the Bible at all of course, I’m just saying with more material there is a greater chance of getting mixed up in some theological corner.

    But this is all about playing with fire…under control and proper usage it is a great source of comfort and power.

    Have a nice day.
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  15. By LaraSue on Jan 20, 2010 | Reply

    So bored you have to regurgitate old questions?
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